Not so Happy Feet.

Today, although without revealing everything (because that’s not pretty), I am going to share something that is unusual about me. I have extremely heavy feet. This is 101.4 in kilos. Which is 223.5 pounds. Which is, in ye olde english system of made up numbers from deep and dark history, 15.96 stone. Let’s call that … More Not so Happy Feet.

Sometimes I Don’t Rhymes: Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge No.243

Here we go again. It seems like only about four days ago since I last attempted a Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge. That time I actually provided two amusing haikus (There’s a red line indicating that my ‘pluralisation’ isn’t right… Haikis? nope… Haiks…. no… Haikuses? … no… Is the plural of haiku just haiku then? Research … More Sometimes I Don’t Rhymes: Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge No.243

Why Follower Numbers Are a Crock of Shit and How I Actually Respond When Ghost ‘Follow’ Notifications Wind Me Up

People who have followed me for a while know that some days I get a bit wound up with this ‘ghost following’ stuff as I call it. I had the little red flag and a New Follower notification just now and no sign of an actual visit on my blog. So, being particularly grumpy as … More Why Follower Numbers Are a Crock of Shit and How I Actually Respond When Ghost ‘Follow’ Notifications Wind Me Up

Hello Barrington

Hello world>>>>I said hello>>>world I arrived back in my office with two steaming mugs of tea. “What are you doing with my computer Barrington?” “I don’t think anyone is there.” “There?” “There.” Barrington sat at my desk, and began spinning around on the office chair in front of the computer, occasionally pointing at the screen … More Hello Barrington

Sometimes I Don’t Rhymes: Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge No. 242

Nearly forgot to do a Ronovan Writes Haiku for you this week. My inbox has been absolutely filled with your demands for satisfaction and also quite a lot of requests for the provision of your usual scintillating silly syllaballicity. So with the requests – that I literally am the only one reading so you’ll have … More Sometimes I Don’t Rhymes: Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge No. 242

Sometimes I Don’t Rhymes: Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge No. 241

Hello, welcome to this week’s syllabillacly challenging romp in the 5-7-5 format, accomplished entirely without unnecessarily inventing new words. Ronovan Writes has come up with the prompt words of Storm and Fierce this week. As you may have read about in my haiku writing process last time, I shall now be taking a short break, hopefully … More Sometimes I Don’t Rhymes: Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge No. 241