Welcome to a new, topical and fresh Bryntin limerick post, which is not one of a regular series but will appear as the General Election campaign we are currently suffering from in the UK provides stories to poke his limerick shtick at.
In a first for Bryntin’s timely limericking, this one does not contain a Johnson, although there is a current Member in it who is also apparently an inhuman shithouse.
Of course, the man who made the comments himself yesterday has been absent from all of today’s media-facing events.
Predictably, because they are desperate to maintain the image of unity, there followed throughout the day a parade of Conservative MP’s trying to defend Mr Rees-Mogg’s comments, right up until the moment the ‘haunted pencil’ himself apologised for them. Then they all shut up and tried to forget that they had outed themselves as holding similar opinions to his original comments. Nice people.
Leader of the House, Mr. Latin Rees-Mogg
Is being kept away from media dialogue
Because he dropped a bombshell
On the dead of Grenfell
An inexcusable sort of reek smog
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