Welcome to the start of another week of Bryntin doing stuff badly, except for this challenge which is meant to be bad but he hasn’t so far been bad enough at.
Yes, it’s time for the Terrible Poetry contest in which Bryntin has, so far, not been top bad. However, with only three challenges taken part in before this one so far, Bryntin is at least having the unusual experience of what it’s like to be average for a change, perhaps until he builds enough experience to be as bad as Doug, who seems to be particularly good at being bad.
Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest 58: The Topic is an awkward first poem to your awkward first crush.
I watch you at play time
good on the hopscotch or having a climb
I wonder if we could perhaps have a kiss?
although I’m not really ready for having kids
can you tell me why you girls wear skirts?
and why they call them a blouse and not shirts?
I have lots of questions for girls, you see
and you are one, so that’s alright for me
so I think, for you, I’ve got the hots
even though you have got lots of spots
would you like a share of my gum
that I’ve kept stuck up under my desk?
one thing I’d like to know about you
do you support Liverpool or Man U?
if it’s the Mancs we’ll have to part
I’ll ask Helen instead, she’s a right Scouse tart
Bryntin is not convinced he’s been bad enough again this time either so he’ll probably have to go and read all the other entries, but mainly Doug’s, to see if he can pick up more tips.
I’m sure Doug will be very happy that Bryntin has singled him out as a special talent and he looks forward to reading his comments underneath and perhaps may learn some new words.
Note: There used to be a bit of text down here that encouraged readers to share anything Bryntin writes that they thought was good or made them laugh.
Bryntin has realised that not many bothered much with that so he has replaced that paragraph with this long bit of alternative text, in the form of one very long sentence, which actually doesn’t make any point at all except to make you pretty annoyed that, if you have made the effort to read this far, you have now found it was actually just a complete waste of your time. Thank you.