Welcome to my latest attempt at Ronovans Haiku Challenge Prompt. This week Ronovan has provided the words Rip and Mend to be the ones to fit into our strictly structured syllabletastic soliloquies. (I don't think they are actually soliloquies but it works for the asinine alliterative arseholes among us) Anyway, let's enter the prompt words… Continue reading Sometimes I Don’t Rhymes: Ronovan Writes Weekly Haiku Challenge #257
One of the joys of earlier than expected retirement from working/not bothering to look for another job after his stroke which is fine with Mrs Bryntin as long as he behaves himself and/or makes himself useful occasionally - is that Bryntin now finds himself as chief household dog walker. Normally his little terrier Gwynnik gets… Continue reading At the Speed of Parps
A couple of days ago, Bryntin posted the story of his temporary disconnect with the accepted best practise of getting the most from cycling, namely going outdoors, cycling in beautiful countryside and, 100% of the time, staying upright on the bicycle. Since receiving many plaudits and great sympathy for his condition following this departure, and… Continue reading Massive Feet: An apology to Cycling
We interrupt the standard programming to bring you this news. Operation Massive Feet, a series of thus far emotionally intense dramas, riveting cliffhangers but with, so far, endearing and positive happy endings (not that sort Sir), has been temporarily suspended due to circumstances that were out of control. As you know, if you have read… Continue reading Massive Feet: Project Interrupted.
Welcome to another edition of Just the Facts, a column where I impart information in the form of bullet-pointed factoids that you may use to impress people with your seemingly in-depth knowledge that lasts as long as it takes to charge a phone these days. Please note, although the factoids are bullet-pointed, they cannot be… Continue reading Just the Facts – Candidates Rundown
https://twitter.com/adampayne26/status/1131843968545824768 Sorry, they sent it to me Adam. "Well thank god that's over. If only I'd not been eyeing up the caviar vol-au-vents when Sir Nicholas Winton wisely advised me about compromise and I'd looked up what the word actually meant. I didn't realise I had to do it as well, otherwise what's the point… Continue reading Bye.
Sweet and Heart Ronovan Writes Weekly Haiku Challenge Welcome to my latest attempt to write a meaningful and profound Haiku using the prompt words found at Ronovan Writes.This week the words are Sweet and Heart. Immediately, probably due to not having anything sweet for about two months, my brain betrays its base and shallow side… Continue reading Sometimes I Don’t Rhymes: Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge No. 254