Verse

Official Terrible Poetry Post: The Big Rock Candy Mountain

Last Monday, Bryntin posted his first deliberately terrible poem. You'll be pleased to know he has now chosen a title for his deliberately bad poems. They will be called the Official Terrible Poetry Post which, he is sure you will agree, keeps it nice and distinct from all the other regular posts here so you… Continue reading Official Terrible Poetry Post: The Big Rock Candy Mountain

Limericks

Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Appliance

If you had been reading O4FS and keeping up with the latest cutting-edge brain research that Bryntin had performed, you would have already seen the article to which this limerick refers. If you haven't a/. Where have you been?b/. Your Granny's already died four times Smithers, you can't try that one again.c/. No, you can't… Continue reading Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Appliance

Verse

Sometimes I Don't Rhymes: Ronovan Writes Weekly Haiku Challenge 288

Welcome to Bryntin's weekly 'was mildly humorous in his head' haiku. No messing this week. In. Prompt reveal. Smoulder and Subdued Haiku. mulder is subduedscully intensely smouldershe's in her ex file Points for a relevant and modern reference there - ahem. He just got smoulder and moulder stuck in his head and it went from… Continue reading Sometimes I Don't Rhymes: Ronovan Writes Weekly Haiku Challenge 288

Verse

A New Thing with an as yet Undecided Title but Sort of Versey and Possibly Worse Than Usual.

It may seem to you that Bryntin lives in his own little world, unencumbered and unbothered with alternative influences to his own blog writing or much other life outside of it. However, he does follow some other blogs and has their writers new posting efforts appearing in his WordPress reader. Sometimes he goes off and… Continue reading A New Thing with an as yet Undecided Title but Sort of Versey and Possibly Worse Than Usual.

Anything Else

Logic, A Modicum of Logic and Something Else, Possibly 'Not of this World'.

As you all know, Bryntin is a man of science. He is not often known to go off simply making wild and evidentially unsupported assertions but will gather statistics to provide the basis for his studies and then extract whatever the weight of that evidence presents to him, no matter how outlandish the rest of… Continue reading Logic, A Modicum of Logic and Something Else, Possibly 'Not of this World'.

#BlogBattle, Stories

January #BlogBattle Fiction: Basket Case

Bryntin hasn't attempted any flash fiction for a long while but recently saw the #BlogBattle prompt for January appear in his WordPress reader. This, coupled with having the dog wake him up earlier than usual this morning to be let out, which gave him 'racing brain' on his cold return to his postage stamp-sized share… Continue reading January #BlogBattle Fiction: Basket Case

Limericks

Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Timber

Bryntin was perusing his recent output and found a lot of not rhyming, so he thought he'd have a try at a little limerick post to at least reacquaint himself with the concept of rhyme, if not common decency. A lumberjack from Canada called Nedhas some difficulty getting himself out of bedconstantly snoozes alarmseven ignores… Continue reading Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Timber