Sometimes I Don’t Rhymes: Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge No.247

Welcome to my latest efforts at writing a haiku based on the prompt words provided by Ronovan here. Now, I have just noticed that my headline for my haiku posts, ‘Sometimes I Don’t Rhymes’, has actually been used quite a lot more than its opposite, ‘Sometimes I Rhymes’. In fact, if you have visited the blog over the last few months, you maybe thinking that you’ve never seen me rhyme at all and may wonder if ‘I Don’t Rhymes’ is not so much ‘Sometimes’ but ‘Most Times’. So I did a rhyme, just to show you that sometimes I do … Continue reading Sometimes I Don’t Rhymes: Ronovan Writes Haiku Challenge No.247

Not so Happy Feet.

Today, although without revealing everything (because that’s not pretty), I am going to share something that is unusual about me. I have extremely heavy feet. This is 101.4 in kilos. Which is 223.5 pounds. Which is, in ye olde english system of made up numbers from deep and dark history, 15.96 stone. Let’s call that 16. Although I have no idea how many kilos each stone is, if they are all the same and if they are granite or pumice stones. As with most ‘imperial’ measurements, whoever had the biggest armies at the time said “Look, it just is, right?” … Continue reading Not so Happy Feet.