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Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Oh Dear

Bryntin is aware, with us all being ultra-careful with hygiene and putting up with the heavy restrictions on our lives, that we now have to rely on people knowing how to manage the situation to help us beat it and come out the other side in good shape. Basically, we must trust that the men… Continue reading Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Oh Dear

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Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Green

Bryntin is part of a demographic for whom shopping online makes enormous sense, being as he lives at least fifty miles away from shops which are 'mainstream', i.e. have names that would be recognisable in any British High Street or shopping centre. There are a couple of mid sized towns nearby that offer smaller independent… Continue reading Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Green

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Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Screwed

Bryntin felt that it would be apposite to mark the UK's exit from the European Union with a Limerick post. He has already published one (reasonably sensible) post that deals with the catastrophe visited upon us by the owners of the Daily Telegraph, Daily Mail, and The Sun and further encouraged into existence by a… Continue reading Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Screwed

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Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Terry

Just as Bryntin had opened his word processor and was thinking about creating a limerick post for this week, the news broke that ex Monty Python star Terry Jones had died. John Cleese apparently tweeted 'Two down, four to go' which reminded Bryntin that most of our childhood heroes will be continuing to sign off… Continue reading Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Terry

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Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Appliance

If you had been reading O4FS and keeping up with the latest cutting-edge brain research that Bryntin had performed, you would have already seen the article to which this limerick refers. If you haven't a/. Where have you been?b/. Your Granny's already died four times Smithers, you can't try that one again.c/. No, you can't… Continue reading Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Appliance

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Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Timber

Bryntin was perusing his recent output and found a lot of not rhyming, so he thought he'd have a try at a little limerick post to at least reacquaint himself with the concept of rhyme, if not common decency. A lumberjack from Canada called Nedhas some difficulty getting himself out of bedconstantly snoozes alarmseven ignores… Continue reading Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Timber

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Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Christmas

Bryntin is generally a happy enough chap, bimbling along through life in a harmless enough way and, in return, not doing any harm to anyone else. In fact, generally he goes many days without affecting any other human being with his physical presence whatsoever. Even Mrs Bryntin can't find him sometimes, despite her many shrill… Continue reading Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Christmas