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Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Appliance

If you had been reading O4FS and keeping up with the latest cutting-edge brain research that Bryntin had performed, you would have already seen the article to which this limerick refers. If you haven't a/. Where have you been?b/. Your Granny's already died four times Smithers, you can't try that one again.c/. No, you can't… Continue reading Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Appliance

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Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Timber

Bryntin was perusing his recent output and found a lot of not rhyming, so he thought he'd have a try at a little limerick post to at least reacquaint himself with the concept of rhyme, if not common decency. A lumberjack from Canada called Nedhas some difficulty getting himself out of bedconstantly snoozes alarmseven ignores… Continue reading Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Timber

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Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Christmas

Bryntin is generally a happy enough chap, bimbling along through life in a harmless enough way and, in return, not doing any harm to anyone else. In fact, generally he goes many days without affecting any other human being with his physical presence whatsoever. Even Mrs Bryntin can't find him sometimes, despite her many shrill… Continue reading Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Christmas

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Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Numbers in November

There is a strange feeling for those bloggers who are not ambitious enough to be writing thousands of words towards finishing 'a novel' in just a month, an annual event of which Bryntin has seen the existence of over the years called 'NoNoWriNo' or 'NeNaNerMo' or something like that. Participants appear to voluntarily give themselves… Continue reading Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Numbers in November

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Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Prince

Welcome to Bryntin's latest topical limerick post. This week he has avoided doing one on the dark and twisted but largely incompetent world of current General Election shenanigans, unreleased Russian interference reports and Impeachment hearings, mainly because he's sure there'll be a whole lifetime of those ahead in the next three weeks or so to… Continue reading Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Prince

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Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Smog

Welcome to a new, topical and fresh Bryntin limerick post, which is not one of a regular series but will appear as the General Election campaign we are currently suffering from in the UK provides stories to poke his limerick shtick at. In a first for Bryntin's timely limericking, this one does not contain a… Continue reading Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Smog

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Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Election

It is now traditional that Bryntin publishes topical limericks, a tradition stretching as far back as the week before last. He has avoided being too contemporary before, fearing that, although currently understandable and pertinent, the references in his content would quickly become out-of-date over time. However, with the generally very tenuous old jokes employed and… Continue reading Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Election