Limericks

Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Appliance

If you had been reading O4FS and keeping up with the latest cutting-edge brain research that Bryntin had performed, you would have already seen the article to which this limerick refers. If you haven't a/. Where have you been?b/. Your Granny's already died four times Smithers, you can't try that one again.c/. No, you can't… Continue reading Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Appliance

Verse

Sometimes I Don't Rhymes: Ronovan Writes Weekly Haiku Challenge 288

Welcome to Bryntin's weekly 'was mildly humorous in his head' haiku. No messing this week. In. Prompt reveal. Smoulder and Subdued Haiku. mulder is subduedscully intensely smouldershe's in her ex file Points for a relevant and modern reference there - ahem. He just got smoulder and moulder stuck in his head and it went from… Continue reading Sometimes I Don't Rhymes: Ronovan Writes Weekly Haiku Challenge 288

Anything Else

Logic, A Modicum of Logic and Something Else, Possibly 'Not of this World'.

As you all know, Bryntin is a man of science. He is not often known to go off simply making wild and evidentially unsupported assertions but will gather statistics to provide the basis for his studies and then extract whatever the weight of that evidence presents to him, no matter how outlandish the rest of… Continue reading Logic, A Modicum of Logic and Something Else, Possibly 'Not of this World'.

#BlogBattle, Stories

January #BlogBattle Fiction: Basket Case

Bryntin hasn't attempted any flash fiction for a long while but recently saw the #BlogBattle prompt for January appear in his WordPress reader. This, coupled with having the dog wake him up earlier than usual this morning to be let out, which gave him 'racing brain' on his cold return to his postage stamp-sized share… Continue reading January #BlogBattle Fiction: Basket Case

Limericks

Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Timber

Bryntin was perusing his recent output and found a lot of not rhyming, so he thought he'd have a try at a little limerick post to at least reacquaint himself with the concept of rhyme, if not common decency. A lumberjack from Canada called Nedhas some difficulty getting himself out of bedconstantly snoozes alarmseven ignores… Continue reading Hit Me With Your Limerick Shtick: Timber

Verse

Sometimes I Don't Rhymes: Ronovan Writes Weekly Haiku Challenge 286

Hello and welcome to Bryntin's first attempt at writing a witty haiku verse in the 2020's. Anyone hoping for a positive and optimistic change in the overall demeanour of Bryntin now that we are starting a new decade - and, you never know, maybe adding some humour to his attitude to life in general -… Continue reading Sometimes I Don't Rhymes: Ronovan Writes Weekly Haiku Challenge 286

Verse

Sometimes I Don't Rhymes: Ronovan Writes Weekly Haiku Challenge 283

Welcome to this week's weak wrestle with words in which Bryntin usually seems to wedge some alliterative wordplay into the intro in some wacky way while making you wait for some of his witty and wondrous wordsmithery. He's going to try to avoid doing that so much this week. Ronovan Writes provides two prompt words… Continue reading Sometimes I Don't Rhymes: Ronovan Writes Weekly Haiku Challenge 283